Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Down the Drain!!!

Hey All-

Never a dull moment in Baileyville. Two nights ago we discovered a slight back up with our drain. We thought we had it under control going into last night...boy were we mistaken. That drain backed up and brought everything with it. There was no stopping it. Shavita became "Toilet Paper" girl complete with plastic bag covered hands, a hair scarf covering her face as if she was going to rob the drain, and nothing on but panties and wife beater. Her mission: shovel up the refuse that had made its way into our basement. By refuse, I mean toilet paper and other such FUN things. She was VERY brave and I was VERY proud. My mission was to hose down after bleaching and just all around clean up. Everything was going pretty well until Shavita took a shower and we did laundry. Back up city again and this time, it was going nowhere!

I called Roto Rooter this morning and at approximately 10:00 AM a serviceman arrived and began to work. After 45 minutes he discovered the major problem in our main plumbing line. Are you ready? (Drumroll please) TAMPONS! Yes, Tampons. Shavita had flushed a $328.00 tampon down the toilet. Oh well! It was fun and it could have been anything. Let this be a lesson to all of you. Be careful what you flush. It may come back to haunt you!

Peace Out!

Freddies Tonight????????????????

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does she know she can get tampons for like three bucks at Walgreens?

Shavita said...

I hate you both. Leave me and my $328 tampon alone!

Joe said...

was that thing 24 Karat gold?

*rimshot*